Once again, the Catholic church has decided that all non-Catholics are Heathen Bastards and going straight to Hell. Right now. Do not pass Go.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/19692094/?GT1=10150
The cult drilled into me for a solid year all the reasons all the Catholics were Heathen Bastards and going to Hell. Actually all non-members-of-this-particular-cult where Heathen Bastards and going straight to Hell. sigh.
I'm sure with about five minutes of time to waste and a browser pointed to Google I could find ten other religious organizations making the same claim. Let's apply a little Computer Science to this.
A=Catholics (e.g. Not Going To Hell)
so !A=non-Catholics (e.g. Heathen Bastards)
B=Some other church (e.g. Not Going To Hell), like oh say, the ICOC. Plenty to choose from but we'll take one I know.
so !B=All the other Heathen Bastards.
Given that A and B are mutually exclusive A intersect B = null (as in nobody). That's right, we need go no further than two churches to prove that we're ALL Heathen Bastards and going to Hell. Thoughts like that keep me warm at night.
Don't these people ever get tired of condemning the rest of humanity to hell? Go buy a John Lennon album already!
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